What's Your Favorite Electrician Joke?

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We all been around the block a time or two and had pot shots taken at us. Let hear them

Q: What do you call a electrician who tries to be a carpenter?
A: A lousy carpenter

Q: What do yoy call a carpenter who tries to be an electrican?
A: A dead carpenter

Q: What do you call a electrician with a hammer?
A: Thief

Q: What is another name for an apprentice?
A: Shock absorber

 
My electrician mate accidentally blew the power to the Ice making factory next door. The company has gone into liquidation.
 
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Best I could do, sorry.

Not really many good electrician jokes :(

 
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A bloke goes to the doctor and says, "Every morning I step out my front door and start walking to work and before I get very far I get what feels like an electric shock from the pavement. The doctor asks ,"How often does this happen"? The bloke says, " It can be anything up to three times on the way there and the same on the way back home". The doctor says, "Don't worry about it, it's just a phase you're going through". :slap

 
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