Women

Why are hurricanes normally named after women?

When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

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brilliant

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Best for a long time :slap

lol

A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...

 She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.

 She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.

 As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.

 "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.

 "Actually, no," he replied.

 "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her

 Hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

 "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"

 "Yes.. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her

 Forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth

 And allowing him to suck them gently.

 "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.

 "Tell him," she whispered,

 "There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

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LOL!! 

How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

haha!