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My friend who runs a garage phoned to say his tyre machine isn't working. the motor won't start unless you give it a push.

 

Your Capacitor has gone I say, can you have a look at it and read off the values so I can order a new one for you.

 

So he goes and takes it out of the machine.

 

He's merrily reading out all the numbers on it then

 

"F*** Me" comes from the phone. in a very loud voice.

 

What's up I ask

 

"I just got a F ing belf of that capacitor, and it bloody hurt."

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That's cruel Dave you should've warned him.

Still a laugh :slap

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So... Cap is fine then

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Well it was until the geezer launched it across the room!!!

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When at school we used to charge up caps and short them out on somebodys neck or "builders cleavage".

Probably frowned upon now

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I was first "taught" (on site of course) to check caps by shorting out with a screwdriver...............nobody ever mentioned a capacitance meter!

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We had a scope that would draw a picture of the capacitors characteristics in my previous employ... We also had a LCR meter ;)

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What influenced Mr G Glitter to write the refrain for his 70s hit "do you wanna be in my gang?"

Coulomb coulomb, Coulomb coulomb, Coulomb coulomb Coulomb .........coulomb!

Coulomb coulomb, Coulomb coulomb, Coulomb coulomb Coulomb .........coulomb!

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Interviewer: How do you start a synchronous motor?

Candidate: Vrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (in rising pitch)

Interviewer: Oh, for God's sake stop it!

Candidate: rrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (in falling pitch)

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Hello suddenly electricians jokes have taken a course of their own!!!

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Hello suddenly electricians jokes have taken a course of their own!!!

Some a short course, others have embarked on an apprentice-ship

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my ship sailed long ago,

Im just treading water these days,

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Some a short course, others have embarked on an apprentice-ship

Ohhhh stop it, I deliberately avoided such nonsense!!!

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