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bluetobits

I heard Chris Eubank has just released a new book called "Ethics". Is apparently a follow up from his previous one called "Sussex"

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kerching

Tell him that to his face and you will probably get a 'buddy doze'

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Andy™

when i saw a 'a new book' in the jokes section, i was expecting it to say something like 'Amd4 or 18t edition out now'...

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kerching

I Have it on good authority that they are skipping the 18th edn and going straight to 19th as there were so many mistakes in it

this will have a Fire Engine Red  non combustable cover and be authored by 8 different contributors

 

hugh

pugh

barney

Mc grew

Cuthbert

dibble

grubb

and Fireman Sam

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Andy™

will this NC cover be made of wood, metal or non-exploding plastic?

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kerching

It will,be made of a new Compound  called Trumptonite.  This will,make it meet ALL regulations until such time as they change their minds.

the unique property of Trumptonite is that it can be repainted  , with a special paint, for ever. This way you always have the most up to date coloured cover.

on the down side this special paint is 10% more expensive than the new book

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Gordon Carr
On 20/02/2016 at 14:12, bluetobits said:

I heard Chris Eubank has just released a new book called "Ethics". Is apparently a follow up from his previous one called "Sussex"

Thutheckth

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revjames

You may also like to know that Jonathan Ross has been arrested for stealing kitchen utensils. He was quoted as saying "It was a whisk worth taking..."  :coat

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Rob_the_rich

Sean Connery decided to surprise his wife by putting up a bookshelf. She came home to find him crying beside a pile of wood below a wall full of holes. When asked what was the matter, he said "I'm ashamed of myshelf"

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