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Revved Up Sparky

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I dedicate this latest batch to my biggest fan Septiclecky ......... :Salute

* I've just employed a new cleaner from Eastern Europe. On her first day it took her 7 hours to clean just one room !. I then made a discovery, she is a slovak.......

* I've finished with my cross eyed girlfriend. I discovered she was seeing someone else.

* A gang has been going through my town, systematically shoplifting clothes in size order. The police believe they're still at large.

* I've just bought some new roller blades from Poundstretcher. Everybody is calling me a cheapskate !

* After I tossed 2p to the busker, he said to me, "right I’m going to attack you with the neck of my guitar". I turned around and said, "Is that a fret?"..........

 
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I dedicate this latest batch to my biggest fan Septiclecky ......... :Salute

* I've just employed a new cleaner from Eastern Europe. On her first day it took her 7 hours to clean just one room !. I then made a discovery, she is a slovak.......

* I've finished with my cross eyed girlfriend. I discovered she was seeing someone else.

* A gang has been going through my town, systematically shoplifting clothes in size order. The police believe they're still at large.

* I've just bought some new roller blades from Poundstretcher. Everybody is calling me a cheapskate !

* After I tossed 2p to the busker, he said to me, "right I’m going to attack you with the neck of my guitar". I turned around and said, "Is that a fret?"..........






This your way of getting back at us English cause we beat you in the football

 
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