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George and Harriet decided to celebrate their 25th

Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas .

When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, a

sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt

became very friendly. George brushed her off.

Harriet objected, "George, that young woman was

nice, and you were so rude."

"Harriet, she's a prostitute."

"I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?"

"Let's go up to our room and I'll prove it."

In their room, George called down to the desk and

asked for 'Bambi' to come to Room 217.

"Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom with the

door open just enough to hear us, OK?"

Soon, there was a knock on the door. George

opened it and Bambi walked in, swinging her

hips provocatively.

George asked, "How much do you charge?"

"$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services.."

Even George was taken aback. "$125? I was thinking

more in the range of $25."

Bambi laughed derisively. "You must really be a hick

if you think you can buy sex for that price."

"Well," said George, "I guess we can't do business.

Goodbye."

After she left, Harriet came out of the bathroom. She

said, "I just can't believe it!"

George said, "Let's forget it. We'll go have a drink,

then eat dinner."

At the bar, as they sipped their cocktails, Bambi

came up behind George, pointed slyly at Harriet,

and said, "See what you get for $25?"

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:D
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ROTFWL ROTFWL

i dont think even patch can translate that into english!

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i dont think even patch can translate that into english!

roll on the floor with laughter :|

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Twice it was that funny.:P

Admin 2 is alive :D

You've been hiding. Back on fighting form?

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Alive and kicking me dear :)

Pleased to hear it :D Applaud Smiley

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Aww bless.:x

At least someone missed me.:|

you were gone?!

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Aww bless.:x

At least someone missed me.:|

I did too, my boys got very concerned and emailed Admin.

The Godfather

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I did too, my boys got very concerned and emailed Admin.

The Godfather

:x The Don

:x:x:x (not sure how many boys there are)

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