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My friend lost his job working in the pet shop.....


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... he was caught with his hands in the trill.....

Earlier that day a customer had walked into the same pet shop demanding to buy an unusual pet.... he had wanted a pet bumble bee for his wife.

"don't be ridiculous !... " my friend had remarked. ".. we do not sell pets like that in here"...

The man apparently slammed his fist down on the counter and yelled "... that's not good enough... I saw one in the window yesterday ! ".

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Shocking.. what else can I say....

where the hell did u find that joke...

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I'm quite liking these jokes RUS :)

Not sure what that says about my sense of humour............

:D

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Shocking.. what else can I say....

where the hell did u find that joke...

Um I have the knack of remembering them ! B-)

Thanks Apache..... :D

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I went into the local Indian restaurant and tried to order a Chicken Tarka. The Indian gent replied.... "surely you mean Chicken Tikka ?...."

"No no" I said..... "it is a bit like Chicken Tikka..... but this one is ' a little otter'..... "

The following week I ordered a Geoff Boycott Curry...... you get the runs... but slower.

Next morning I nearly drowned in my bowl of Alpen. I was pulled under by a strong currant.

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Shocking.. what else can I say....

where the hell did u find that joke...

Out of the christmas crackers by the sounds of thingsheadbangheadbangheadbang:coat:coat:coat

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Come on then septiclecky.... let's hear one of yours then ! B-)

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  • 2 weeks later...
I do not find humour funny. I just can not laugh at it

some one requires a sense of humour transplant :^O:coat

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