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Hope it has not been posted here before. Sorry if it has, but I just got told it and found it funny.

A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife.

He is shown several possibilities that range from 50 to 150 quid in price, the more see-through, the higher the price.

He opts for the sheerest item, pays the 150 and takes the lingerie home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks 'I have an idea. It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on - do the modeling naked - return it tomorrow and get a 150 pound refund and keep the money for myself'..

So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.

The husband says '**** me, it wasn't that creased in the shop'.

His funeral is this Thursday.

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PMSL. :^O

very funny! ROTFWLROTFWLROTFWLROTFWLROTFWL

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Yes thankyou mate, still struggling but hey ho.

:_| Sorry to hear that Nigel Mate.

How are you & yours?

We are well Thanks. Well - I have a cold/flu - But, you know, It's not like me to whinge. O)

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