Recent content by pirate

Still respected Tel... as are many on here I have encountered before...but I'm afraid to say their names... How sad is that? Watch this space though! Thanks, Spoon! There aren't enough candles, as you said... However, a way round the H&S problem is to do a proper risk assessment...

I'm scared to try anything! Emojis are rationed? Pictures too? Hmm... Maybe I'll get me an avatar, soon-ish...

I am somewhat disappointed that the battery is not included, at that price...

It's like I just arrived at a surprise birthday party...

Spoon, you are kidding me, surely? LOL! I never thought you would be so extravagant! (joking apart, farnell should think twice about selling such stuff...)

Blimey, it's getting busy! Nice to see you all, and thank you all for your greetings. I promise to be on my best behaviour ... until I work out how to misbehave (in a nice way!) 😆

Clearly you are charging far too much! Seriously, throwaway tool sets are the way forward... Buy them, use them, dump them... you get all sorts in Lidl, on the back row, beside the frozen turkeys and the cement mixers and paddling pools!

Of course! I already have about 10 sets of hex wrenches...but none of them have led to me having a meaningful relationship, so i though i would branch out into colours in the hope of attracting someone who not only likes tools, but pretty colours too... Sadly, Barry was the only one who...

Can't believe you would buy such cheap carp Tel! Mind you, idiot here bought this today...

I see TEL is on the tools already! LOL!

Gonna take me a while to get used to this new interface, but when I do I promise to be nice! I see some other familiar faces on here... Anyway, que sera, sera...

No, sorry Spoon...I brought sobrasada! oh...and wine! Nice to see you! Clearly, I just joined today too!

Migrated, and keen to see what goes on here, so fire away!