A Few Funny Ones :d

[husky2013]

Italian guy, when I finish making aluv to my girlafriend I go down an gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inch above da bed in ecstasy.

Frenchman, zat is nothin, wen I finish wiv ze girl I kiss her all ze way down her body zen lick ze soles of ze feet, she floats 12 inch above ze bed in ecstacy.

Englishman, thats nothing wen im dun riding our lass, I get out of bed n wipe me knob on the curtains. She hits the f**kin roof!

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than
100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving
more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where
someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-*-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far a** kissing will take you.

A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that
while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and
Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullsh*t and A**
kissing that will put you over the top.