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Attempted suicide by Blonde Bimbo
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<blockquote data-quote="septiclecky" data-source="post: 70871" data-attributes="member: 1561"><p>A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.</p><p></p><p>"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.</p><p></p><p>"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.</p><p></p><p>"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"</p><p></p><p>"No, Silly!" the blonde said.</p><p></p><p>"First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants,</p><p></p><p>I'm not shooting myself in the chest."</p><p></p><p>"So then?" asked the doctor.</p><p></p><p>"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened,</p><p></p><p>I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."</p><p></p><p>"So then?" asked the doctor.</p><p></p><p>"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise.</p><p></p><p>So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="septiclecky, post: 70871, member: 1561"] A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her. "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied. "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?" "No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest." "So then?" asked the doctor. "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth." "So then?" asked the doctor. "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger." [/QUOTE]
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