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<blockquote data-quote="welshwizard" data-source="post: 243" data-attributes="member: 3"><p>Another of Young mcgaw' jokes....</p><p></p><p>The ****** hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons</p><p></p><p>* I do physical labour</p><p></p><p>* I work at great depths</p><p></p><p>* I plunge head first into everything I do</p><p></p><p>* I do not get weekends or holidays off</p><p></p><p>* I work in a damp environment</p><p></p><p>* I work in the dark with poor ventilation</p><p></p><p>* I work in high temperatures</p><p></p><p>* My work exposes me to contagious diseases</p><p></p><p>Yours sincerely</p><p></p><p>Penis</p><p></p><p>Dear Penis</p><p></p><p>After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration has rejected your request for the following reasons</p><p></p><p>* You do not work for eight hours straight</p><p></p><p>* You fall asleep after brief work periods</p><p></p><p>* You do not always follow the orders of the management team</p><p></p><p>* You do not stay in your designated area and can often be seen visiting other locations</p><p></p><p>* You do not take initiative</p><p></p><p>* You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working</p><p></p><p>* You leave the workplace messy at the end of each shift</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="welshwizard, post: 243, member: 3"] Another of Young mcgaw' jokes.... The ****** hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons * I do physical labour * I work at great depths * I plunge head first into everything I do * I do not get weekends or holidays off * I work in a damp environment * I work in the dark with poor ventilation * I work in high temperatures * My work exposes me to contagious diseases Yours sincerely Penis Dear Penis After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration has rejected your request for the following reasons * You do not work for eight hours straight * You fall asleep after brief work periods * You do not always follow the orders of the management team * You do not stay in your designated area and can often be seen visiting other locations * You do not take initiative * You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working * You leave the workplace messy at the end of each shift [/QUOTE]
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