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pickpocketed last week ?...... tsk tsk how could anybody stoop so low.

I actually met the victim in town and he asked me if I knew where he could buy some golf clubs. I suggested Littlewoods.

The following week I was involved in a head on crash with the same man. After our collision he leapt out of his driving seat shouting "I'm not happy". I replied "which one are you then?, dopey ?, grumpy ? bashful ?.

PS. ( no offence intended if anyone on here is a dwarf by the way)

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pickpocketed last week ?...... tsk tsk how could anybody stoop so low.

I actually met the victim in town and he asked me if I knew where he could buy some golf clubs. I suggested Littlewoods.

The following week I was involved in a head on crash with the same man. After our collision he leapt out of his driving seat shouting "I'm not happy". I replied "which one are you then?, dopey ?, grumpy ? bashful ?.

PS. ( no offence intended if anyone on here is a dwarf by the way)

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pickpocketed last week ?...... tsk tsk how could anybody stoop so low.

I actually met the victim in town and he asked me if I knew where he could buy some golf clubs. I suggested Littlewoods.

The following week I was involved in a head on crash with the same man. After our collision he leapt out of his driving seat shouting "I'm not happy". I replied "which one are you then?, dopey ?, grumpy ? bashful ?.

PS. ( no offence intended if anyone on here is a dwarf by the way)

Always wondered what made those interbreds from the Isle of Man laugh, now I know.:_|:_|

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Always wondered what made those interbreds from the Isle of Man laugh, now I know.:_|:_|

Are you a dwarf ? oh I do apologise.

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Are you a dwarf ? oh I do apologise.

No the opposite, I'm 6' 6" looking for a dwarf for the local dwarf throwing competion though, anyone available.

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No the opposite, I'm 6' 6" looking for a dwarf for the local dwarf throwing competion though, anyone available.

At 6'6 i think we're all dwarfs to you, so take your pick, apart from KME tho, he's about your height.:P

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