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Attempted suicide by Blonde Bimbo


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A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"

"No, Silly!" the blonde said.

"First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants,

I'm not shooting myself in the chest."

"So then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened,

I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

"So then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise.

So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."

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