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Not so much a joke as a heart warming story.

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said,

'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and

went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and

scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat

up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end

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I showed this to the missus , Her reply was ' you had the choice ' !! and you can cook your own dinner !! ROTFWL

You didn't want to have done that .

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Applaud Smiley

That was cracking

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but he missed out on so much like thrilling conversation.

me. were do u want to eat

girlfriend. i dont mind

me. what about here

girlfriend. no not there

me. what about this place then

girlfriend. no not there

me. where then

gitlfriend. i dont mind

me yes u do mind obviously

girlfriend gets the hump, we continue to live happy ever after

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