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Just thought I would start a new thread as the old one seems to have done a Stuart Hall.....
after slightly over 60 years on this planet I have , on occasion, got a tad fed up with some minor issues. So I thought I would write a list having been prompted by another member.
these are my personal feelings and others may doubtlessly have an alternate view, I cannot help it if these people are wrong
Slaphead deniers
Pony tailed slapheads
That twonk on the Great Pottery Throwdown who cries because he loves Pottery
Brucie
False enforced zaniness
Pregnant pauses
All those fricking TV adverts that have one of every nationality in them so, they look like 'real life'
Ant and Dec
Ant
Dec
People who wear wacky glasses so that they get noticed
Bake Off
Strictlyo
Big Brother
Alan Carr
Fake reality probs ...usually American
People who 'attempt the accent/pronunciation' when in restaurants
Of instead of have
Wrong use of the word ',journey'
Overuse of the word 'like'
Drivers using mobiles
Smoking
Verrucas
Splinters behind finger nails
Thick as mince customers
Brucie
Small print
Leaking car radiator pipes
The cost of Kia radiator pipes
Car manufacturers that insist on running steel pipes under the body and attaching with clips that rot through the pipe
Kneeling on gripper-rod
Misuse of literally
Scouse brows
Too much make up
Obsession with Facebook
Facebook
Twitter
Jeremy Kyle
B&Q...did,I ever tell you about their pissh poor customer service and refusal to honour guarantees on a visibly flawed product W️s
Football
Footballers
Insistence that New Football managers appear on TV with the team scarf and/or a fricking shirt with their name on it. My shirts stopped being named when I left primary school
Tossers who park on zig zags, outside school gates on double yellows
Customers who think their job is more important than another customers
False deadlines
Brucie
People who leave doors open
X Factor
Simon Cowell
Piers Morgan
Customers who do not tell the full story
Rip off Britain presenters
Michael from Network Support who seems to know my Internet connection is dodgy
Roasted chickpeas
Estate Agents
Sarah Beeny
Unblocking drains at a Mortuary
Being asked if I have a loyalty card
Being asked if I want a bag for 5p
Small print on TV screen that is on a background that stops you from reading it
Fast talking T&Cs on adverts
Car salesmen
Dog eggs and the silent footfall
Hungry house adverts
Beards
chuggers
Chemo
door knocking ex prisoners flogging dusters
secondary sales....I buy a loaf of bread and get asked if I am ok for toilet rolls
Z list celebrity
celebrity
Back slapping award ceremonies
Traffic wardens
over priced greetings cards
religious zealots
The majority of religions
gardeners poncing about using latin names for everything in sight
Brucie
never ending sales....anyone ever paid full price at CSL, DFS, Magnet, Howdens etc
true 'Brits' being classed as third class citizens in their own country
Tasteless cheese
Quinoa
Head colds
Intolerant people
probably a couple more that I have missed
after slightly over 60 years on this planet I have , on occasion, got a tad fed up with some minor issues. So I thought I would write a list having been prompted by another member.
these are my personal feelings and others may doubtlessly have an alternate view, I cannot help it if these people are wrong
Slaphead deniers
Pony tailed slapheads
That twonk on the Great Pottery Throwdown who cries because he loves Pottery
Brucie
False enforced zaniness
Pregnant pauses
All those fricking TV adverts that have one of every nationality in them so, they look like 'real life'
Ant and Dec
Ant
Dec
People who wear wacky glasses so that they get noticed
Bake Off
Strictlyo
Big Brother
Alan Carr
Fake reality probs ...usually American
People who 'attempt the accent/pronunciation' when in restaurants
Of instead of have
Wrong use of the word ',journey'
Overuse of the word 'like'
Drivers using mobiles
Smoking
Verrucas
Splinters behind finger nails
Thick as mince customers
Brucie
Small print
Leaking car radiator pipes
The cost of Kia radiator pipes
Car manufacturers that insist on running steel pipes under the body and attaching with clips that rot through the pipe
Kneeling on gripper-rod
Misuse of literally
Scouse brows
Too much make up
Obsession with Facebook
Jeremy Kyle
B&Q...did,I ever tell you about their pissh poor customer service and refusal to honour guarantees on a visibly flawed product W️s
Football
Footballers
Insistence that New Football managers appear on TV with the team scarf and/or a fricking shirt with their name on it. My shirts stopped being named when I left primary school
Tossers who park on zig zags, outside school gates on double yellows
Customers who think their job is more important than another customers
False deadlines
Brucie
People who leave doors open
X Factor
Simon Cowell
Piers Morgan
Customers who do not tell the full story
Rip off Britain presenters
Michael from Network Support who seems to know my Internet connection is dodgy
Roasted chickpeas
Estate Agents
Sarah Beeny
Unblocking drains at a Mortuary
Being asked if I have a loyalty card
Being asked if I want a bag for 5p
Small print on TV screen that is on a background that stops you from reading it
Fast talking T&Cs on adverts
Car salesmen
Dog eggs and the silent footfall
Hungry house adverts
Beards
chuggers
Chemo
door knocking ex prisoners flogging dusters
secondary sales....I buy a loaf of bread and get asked if I am ok for toilet rolls
Z list celebrity
celebrity
Back slapping award ceremonies
Traffic wardens
over priced greetings cards
religious zealots
The majority of religions
gardeners poncing about using latin names for everything in sight
Brucie
never ending sales....anyone ever paid full price at CSL, DFS, Magnet, Howdens etc
true 'Brits' being classed as third class citizens in their own country
Tasteless cheese
Quinoa
Head colds
Intolerant people
probably a couple more that I have missed
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