Anyone lost a canoe?

[Andy™]

is this yours @Canoeboy?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-38788529

 

[Blue Duck]

:slap

 

[Tony S]

On the A5 I was following a flat back with a Portaloo on the back. There was a strong crosswind and the Porterloo detached to detach itself from the wagon and landed in front of me. Fortunately I managed to avoid it.

Imagine the telephone conversation.

Hello is that XXX insurance claims?

Yes, what is your problem?

I’ve just crashed in to a toilet on the A5 approaching Telford.

Sorry, could you repeat that.

I’ve just crashed in to a toilet on the A5 approaching Telford.

(Muffled) Hey Fred, I’ve got a loony on the line.

 

[ProDave]

On the A5 I was following a flat back with a Portaloo on the back. There was a strong crosswind and the Porterloo detached to detach itself from the wagon and landed in front of me. Fortunately I managed to avoid it.

Imagine the telephone conversation.

Hello is that XXX insurance claims?

Yes, what is your problem?

I’ve just crashed in to a toilet on the A5 approaching Telford.

Sorry, could you repeat that.

I’ve just crashed in to a toilet on the A5 approaching Telford.

(Muffled) Hey Fred, I’ve got a loony on the line.

I wonder what happened next here.

Is the lady in the sports car called Loo Loo?