Can I say this?

[MalcyB]

I see Imogen Thomas has a new career as a stand up comic.

She's been doing Giggs for about six months!

:yellow card

 

[sprocketflup]

I went on Mastermind last week and my specialist subject was Manchester United.

John Humphreys said, "Question one: Which Man United player is known as the Welsh Wizard?"

I said, "I couldn't say."

He said, "Correct, question two..."

 

[M107]

Breaking news: Man Utd's team to face Barcelona;

1 Van der sar

20 Fabio

15 Vidic

5 Ferdinand

3 Evra

25 Valencia

16 Carric

11 An unnamed premiership footballer

10 Rooney

13 Park

14 Hernandez

 

[Litttle Shonet]

Good job it didn't happen in 2009, as we wouldn't have known who sports personalty of the year was!