Funny signs thread 🤣

[ProDave]

 

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So I am guessing the unfortunate next-of-kin will have to pay the fine on behalf of the poor electrocuted bod.....

Or do you think they have they got all modern and high-tech, so you could pay the fine first on-line via a phone app, before you get yourself electrocuted???

 

[johnb2713]

 

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[binky]

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An engineering classic, I remember first seeing that as an apprentice

 

[Fleeting]

I have worked at the Nuclear Bunker and it is a fascinating place. What most people don't realise is that the Government stripped the place all bar a shelf of files so what you see has been gathered over time to furnish it.
Here is a Spitting Image dummy of Maggie in the Prime Ministers room.

 

[Fleeting]

These were placed by switches throughout an office building.

 

[mort2376]

Hopefully these will make you smile

 

[ProDave]

There is a version of the "will hurt" one that contains some naughty words.

 

[Geoff1946]

Don't have a picture, but seen over a doorway:

" All who pass through here bring us pleasure. Some when they enter, others when they leave"

 

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[mort2376]

More smiles or maybe a grimace ?

 

[ProDave]

 

[johnb2713]

This was found in the steelworks inside a German control panel. It was only after a couple of looks we realised it was a joke.

 

[johnb2713]

I've just seen another one:


"Ears Pierced While You Wait"

Really? I think I'd rather leave them with you,

 

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