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Women will understand this!

Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

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DANGEROUS


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SAFER


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SAFEST


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ULTRA SAFE


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What's for dinner?


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Can I help you with dinner?


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Where would you like to go for dinner?


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Here, have some wine.


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Are you wearing that?


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Wow, you sure look good in brown!


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WOW! Look at you!


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Here, have some wine


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What are you so worked up about?


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Could we be overreacting?


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Here's my pay check.


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Here, have some wine.


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Should you be eating that?


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There are a lot of apples left.


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Can I get you chocolate with that?


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Here, have some wine.


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What did you DO all day?


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I hope you didn't over-do it today.


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I've always loved you in that robe!


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Here, have some wine.


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13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift




3. Perpetual Munching Spree




4. Puffy Mid-Section




5. People Make me Sick




6. Provide Me with Sweets




7. Pardon My Sobbing




8. Pimples May Surface




9. Pass My Sweat pants




10. Pi**y Mood Syndrome




11. Plainly; Men Suck




12. Pack My Stuff




and my favourite:




13. Potential Murder Suspect



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Admin is so lucky having someone with a sense of humour.

My wife of 26 years has no sense of humour, the only way I would please her now is if I leave.

Well thats what she says but she knows I love her, even if I am a dead man walking lol

 
Admin is so lucky having someone with a sense of humour.My wife of 26 years has no sense of humour, the only way I would please her now is if I leave.

Well thats what she says but she knows I love her, even if I am a dead man walking lol
Well we've only been married 9 years, i suppose i'll be the same after 26 years :^O

 
Patch, my comment was replying to GH.

Admin is so lucky having someone with a sense of humour.My wife of 26 years has no sense of humour, the only way I would please her now is if I leave.

Well thats what she says but she knows I love her, even if I am a dead man walking lol
Well we've only been married 9 years, i suppose i'll be the same after 26 years :^O
I have a sense of humour now, but after 26 years of marriage i may not have.

Does that make sense?

Well it does to me:p

 
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