I love my wife!!

[MalcyB]

Wife says to husband "you only ever want sex when you're drunk. Husband

says "that's not true....... sometimes I want a kebab"

I bought the wife a Memory Stick, it's great!

She hasn't forgotten my beer, dinner or sex once since the first beating.

The missus asked if she pleased me in bed?

I said "yes, I love that trick you do with your mouth." .. . . "What

trick?" she asked?

"The one where you shut up and go to sleep!"

 

[samson337]

Haha might try the memory stick one

 

[Revved Up Sparky]

Washing

Ironing

Food

Entertainment

 

[NozSpark]

Like,,,, but don't tell the Mrs

 

[Revved Up Sparky]

Like,,,, but don't tell the Mrs

I remind mine at least once a week what WIFE stands for......... and I ALWAYS have the last word in the house.....

"yes dear"

 

[kerching]

Why do most Brides choose to marry in white?

All major domestic appliances come in white............................. :run :coat

 

[ProDave]

Remember this:

Sex is the price women pay for marriage.

Marriage is the price men pay for sex.

 

[SLIPSHOD & SLAPDASH]

A recent survey found one in three women are just as stupid as the other two.

 

[steptoe]

^^^^^

:slap

 

[a1]

A recent survey found one in three women are just as stupid as the other two.

FPMSL - That is a cracker!

:slap :slap:slap:slap

:Applaud

Well worth a scoob!

 

[Nicky Tesla]

Even Noah thought one wife was enough