...it's been a while, but here are few things that I am unhappy with

[Sharpend]

You mean Jesus had a mate called John  who was also a chippy ...

Are you suggesting that on/off may be the ONE !  

 

[Evans Electric]

What are you saying here ...is this the Second Coming  ..... can  OnOff be The Fisher of Men ,   He who we are waiting for ...Blessed are the Cheesemakers  for they shall inherit the wind  ...I think thats what he said ....  

 

[binky]

that's blessed are the bean makers   baddayexplode

with a box of swan vestas  :slap

 

[OnOff]

I'm NOT The Messiah I'm a very naughty boy!

 

[Sharpend]

I'm NOT The Messiah I'm a very naughty boy!

You been messing with the water again! 

 

[OnOff]

You been messing with the water again! 

...apart from the aqueduct, the sanitation and the roads...

Irrigation...

 

[binky]

colonic irrigation?