The genus Moronicus Soccarius will gather in numbers this weekend.

Ah  yes its that time of year again .. the bi annual  meeting of certain followers of  Astonicus Villificus  and Bermingus Citios   .

The police are out in force , organizing the preventing of the ritual attempted slaughter of the innocents .  

I really do not understand the tribal  hatred  between close neighbouring football clubs  .  

In this area  :-   

Villa  , Birmingham City ,  West Brom  & the Wolves  all hate each other  but  clubs from further away are welcomed  .

So it must be the near proximity that starts all this nonsense ....  the hatred starts fading away with , say , Coventry ,  Nottingham Forest ,  Derby County  etc  .

I know a lot of it is alcohol fueled , which is also pathetic  for grown men . 

What is wrong the human race :-

I hate this guy because he comes from a different city to me  and so, by default , supports a different football team.  :C

So I only like Brummies ...except the ones who support  Villa  / City. 

I don't like him because he's black. / white.

I don't like him because he's  Asian. 

I don't like him because he's a muslim.

I don't like him because he's Protestant / Catholic .

I don't like him because he's a plasterer   ( Understandable I suppose )

Its much simpler if you're a North Korean ....just hate everyone . 

I think if aliens arrived on Earth en masse  they would be welcomed  ..........  as long as they didn't have a football team  .....  Alpha Centaurus  Rovers  ...hate them 'cos they have three legs.. you can't knock 'em over  .   

Recommended therapy:

book a nice retreat for the bi annual weekend for yourself and Mrs Evans to have a quiet relaxing merlot and in peace  

that doesnt mean you treat her to a weekend locked in the double glazed conservatory!!