Pirates

[wabbitwabbit]

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, 'Hey, I haven't seen you

in a while. What happened? You look terrible.'

'What do you mean?' said the pirate. 'I feel fine.'

'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'

'We were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.'

'OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?'

'In another battle I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was

cut off and I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really.'

'What about that eye patch?'

'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and

one of them sh1t in my eye.'

'You're kidding. You lost an eye from bird sh1t?'

'It was my first day with the hook.

 

[dasane1]

belta ray

 

[kme]

Star turn. Are you auditioning for "britain`s got talent" m8??????

 

[wabbitwabbit]

Oh geez guys but its not warranted they are from a customer of mine. ?:|