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So today on my way home I saw a bloke holding a sign to near where I live in a lay by, so being in a happy mood I pulled over and offered him a lift.
He was an old bloke about 70 if not he had a hard life. Anyway
The bag he had put on my back seat was rolling round in the back as I swerved in and out of the traffic and this smell appeared from know where ???? it was rank I thought the bloke had dropped his guts at first cause of my driving but even with the window down the smell lingered. After 20 mins of driving with rain blowing threw the window I had to ask him what was in the bag, guess his reply.
"MIND YA OWN F'IN BUSINESS" he said. I was shocked, then I thought he was having a laugh so I asked again.
"MIND YA OWN F'IN BUSINESS" he said again, $# I said under me breath. I'm giving this smelly old git a lift and he tells me to MMOB, well.....
I had to stop in the garage to get a drink as I could now taste the smell and it wasn't nice, asked him if he wanted anything with a grimace and he said "no thanks" ??? Anyway after swigging on a 2L bottle of Evian and washing me mouth out I popped a chewing gum in me mouth and noticed the old git had pi55ed off.
I ran over to my car as my wallet and stuff was in the door panel and low and behold it was there, not a £ missing and he knew it was there as I took a score out to buy the water. He just vanished.
Anyway, I get to the top of the road where I live and I hear a bump in the back, I look over and the dics only left the bag there.
Tosser
He was an old bloke about 70 if not he had a hard life. Anyway
The bag he had put on my back seat was rolling round in the back as I swerved in and out of the traffic and this smell appeared from know where ???? it was rank I thought the bloke had dropped his guts at first cause of my driving but even with the window down the smell lingered. After 20 mins of driving with rain blowing threw the window I had to ask him what was in the bag, guess his reply.
"MIND YA OWN F'IN BUSINESS" he said. I was shocked, then I thought he was having a laugh so I asked again.
"MIND YA OWN F'IN BUSINESS" he said again, $# I said under me breath. I'm giving this smelly old git a lift and he tells me to MMOB, well.....
I had to stop in the garage to get a drink as I could now taste the smell and it wasn't nice, asked him if he wanted anything with a grimace and he said "no thanks" ??? Anyway after swigging on a 2L bottle of Evian and washing me mouth out I popped a chewing gum in me mouth and noticed the old git had pi55ed off.
I ran over to my car as my wallet and stuff was in the door panel and low and behold it was there, not a £ missing and he knew it was there as I took a score out to buy the water. He just vanished.
Anyway, I get to the top of the road where I live and I hear a bump in the back, I look over and the dics only left the bag there.
Tosser